Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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