I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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