Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Boobs are out for the taking
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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