You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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