Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
