after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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