Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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