So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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