Kiss
Puke
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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