You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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