Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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