we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
And then he peed in my hair
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