bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I think I just sharted jello shots
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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