weddingsv make me drug and hornr
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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