Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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