I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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