you would pick up someone in the library
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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