1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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