i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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