the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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