She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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