sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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