it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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