So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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