so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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