one might say we're banned from that church
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Randomize
