He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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