Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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