You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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