there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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