Are we in a gay sports bar?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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