Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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