Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize