Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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