North Korea, Best Korea!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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