Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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