Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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