y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think my vagina is haunted
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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