I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
