I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I had to cum in my sink.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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