I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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