your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
