So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This toilet bowl is my home.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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