Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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