If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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