super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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