We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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