there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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