these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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