apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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