Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
