how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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