Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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