Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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