I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I got chris browned last night
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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